How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck chuck

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What did the beard say to the mustache?

Nobody gonna guess? OK, here’s the answer: We’re hair today and gone tomorrow.

That’s a good one!
Um… How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Like seriously.